and an intrepid group of explorers from the northern wastlelands of Aberdeenshire,
venture south to the capitol to validate tales and legends of an incredible 'monument'
erected to honour Walter Scott, dismissed as fantasy the existence of the monument
has been laughed and scoffed at since before the invention of the brick. until now...
that was soon forgotten
when the welsh 'cheese'
invasion begun in the year
300. in 301 all the cheese became stale and the monument was safe once more.
proof!
it has 2,000,000,983 steps to the highest level.
£2.50 admission.
oxygen £100 per tank.
